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By aplashlove - 19/08/2016 00:40

Today, i lost my virginity. I dislocated my jaw while having an orgasm. My boyfriend then had to awkwardly explain to my mother what happened. FML
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Leeono 26

Was it really jaw dropping sex?....

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leafynitemare 24

I'm sure your mother would rather be spared the truth in this case. Not sure how your jaw could dislocate from that as they aren't connected. Maybe you're prone to random jaw dislocation. In that case you could make up 12 million other stories to tell your mom. Trust me, she doesn't wanna know the real story.

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leafynitemare 24

I'm sure your mother would rather be spared the truth in this case. Not sure how your jaw could dislocate from that as they aren't connected. Maybe you're prone to random jaw dislocation. In that case you could make up 12 million other stories to tell your mom. Trust me, she doesn't wanna know the real story.

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Leeono 26

Was it really jaw dropping sex?....

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FantasyMistwood 6

It's situations like these that brought about the concept known as "white lie."

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sohigh10 34

You had an ****** so powerful it dislocated your jaw the first time around.. Who is your boyfriend and have him give me a call :|

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Scootythedog 17

Just say you yawned

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