Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks

By Nuttjacob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 693
You deserved it 42 265

Top comments

SirEBC 7

Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D

that's why I have carpel tunnel! thanks op

Comments

scottovious 0

Obviously no sucking was going on, thus the jerking off, thus the numb hands...

oh yeah? my friend broke his collar bone jerking off. beat that!

chuchurocket.. as in the Dreamcast game? +10 points

hahahaha at first I thought you meant you got it in your penis xD

m16agent 3

what? how did he manage that?

happens to the best of us. haha. jk you're slightly pathetic.

I doubt the best of us would be masterbating :)

alright. raddaya and felipe, meet me at your local precinct :)

GailLeeRussell 2

hes pathetic cause he masturbates?! lol! then you all are pathetic on top of hypocrites!

just cause you ********** doesn't make you pathetic. 90% of men ********** the other 10% lie

CommonSenseKarma 17

You hypocrite jerk-offs are what disintegrates this society into a degenerate heap of shit. Woah, there... my head starting spinning for a second...

if you ********** enough to get carpal tunnel, you're pathetic. asshole above me, nobody is being hypocritical. Assholes like you are the reason our country sucks.

linopz224 0
Rei_Ayanami 18

Well, I learned something new, but now my question is if you will start again after the surgery.

SirEBC 7

Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D

FYLDeep 25

I thought the exact same thing when I read it. I guess you can't be the first to write a pun about it when the submitter beats you to it. Although, I think he's pretty good at beating if you know what I'm saying.

astarwarsfan 0

Let's just hope the OP doesn't beat around the bush with the doctor.

supernerd352 7

$10 per time +$2 per cup isnt a way to get rich

itsmayabro 0

It is if you jerk off as much as OP apparently does

scottovious 0

It's ok, keep on Chokin' it. It'll put hair on your chest.