Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Nepotism rules
Today, I got notice that I didn't get the new position I applied for at work. After two interviews, pay negotiation and paperwork, as well as years of giving this place all my time, I found out my boss gave it to his friend's daughter, who has no experience or credentials needed for the position. FML
Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML
Office life sucks
Today, I was supposed to start a new job. I had accepted a new position with a different company three weeks ago, and gave my notice. At the time, I even trained my replacement. Today, I found out that my new work doesn't need me anymore. So, I'm unemployed. FML
Classic
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, it was the first day of my new job. It was also the last day of my new job. I got a call immediately after finishing my shift to be told the company has "decided to go in a different direction" and will no longer be needing my services. FML
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
Close but no cigar
Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML
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silverstream20 20
I'm really sorry OP. Don't take it too hard though, I'm sure the right job will come to you, just don't give up.
WellHelloThere47 19
I'm sorry. It sucks, but maybe the job wasn't meant to be. You are going to go for bigger and better things! Good luck OK!
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PizzaElHutt 7
The same shit happened to me a few weeks ago, after I had filled out the paperwork and everything. It also happened to be on the day I started the new job when they called me and said that they didn't need me. Plus, it was after I bought a new set of work attire for it. I'll be damned if there isn't something illegal about all of this!
pedinhuh 23
Been there, done that... Hell, I'm still there, I know your pain OP
8Dirty1 24
that's why I never celebrate things early cause you never know what could happen
Horsempeg 25
Sometimes jobs don't like it when you go around talking about a job you haven't worked at yet. I get you were excited, but sometimes its better to keep things quite for awhile.
mad21 9
My stepdad went....and is still going through the same situation
PANDORUM89 21
tell them you will need a two week written notice. maybe they will let you stay or you could somehow show them how awesome you are so they want you.
bhfriday 9
WTF?!?
Chazzzor 10
Nothing counts unless it's in writing and signed by HR. Once you have that, if they try something like that you can sue them in court.
Shade1982 20
Lol, and sue them for what? You're in your probation period, so they can send you home without reason if they wanted too.
Tutetheblack 20
That feeling.
krispybacon4321 23
Was it fight club? I'm sorry op. you'll find a better job.
Uuuuxc 7
It' funny. I was thinking "was the job in fight club?" and the first comment i see is this. laughed so hard