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By Pipsqueak - 07/12/2018 03:45

Today, my friends and I were doing a musical recording based on a video game. As I sang my part in a duet, I hit a high sour note. The guy who was singing next to me said "Oh, I didn't know you were an early bloomer." I'm a grown woman playing the role of a 10 year old boy. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 10 December 2018 15:29

That's standard procedure in a lot of voice acting roles. Especially anime. I assume it's done to avoid scheduling conflicts that would happen with the kids still being in school. If you sound convincing enough, you could give voice acting a try.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 10 December 2018 15:29

That's standard procedure in a lot of voice acting roles. Especially anime. I assume it's done to avoid scheduling conflicts that would happen with the kids still being in school. If you sound convincing enough, you could give voice acting a try.

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