Today I just got back from my bachelor party. Went out of town... - FML

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By J Hart - 17/10/2017 16:26

Today I just got back from my bachelor party. Went out of town for a long weekend with the boys, checked into the hotel and went out to dinner the first night, ended up in the hospital with severe pancreatitis the next day, where I spent the rest of my long weekend. FML.

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