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Today... I Got A Nose Bleed In The Ladies Bathroom. An Old Lady Comes Out Of A Stall An Says... "Oh... Your Nose Is Bleeding. Well I Shit Pants. I'm Sure It'll Come Out In The Wash." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23783) - you deserved it (2236)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

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Nothing like a 1-upper.

#1 - On 07/14/2011 at 3:09am by herzskins

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ah.. old people these days.

#5 - On 07/14/2011 at 3:12am by TheKareBear

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