Dogs, Food and Animals: Yummy

Yummy

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML

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By kibblegirl - 06/06/2019 00:01

Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML

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By doglover - 03/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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By ChelseaRae - 06/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

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By loves the smell of burning flesh - 01/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML

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By Chubsley - 21/02/2009 07:44 - United States

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

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Tasty treat

By Anonymous - 09/10/2025 12:00

Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML

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By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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yesmy_love 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:10

hey, it's a recession. dog food is cheaper anyways.

philopastry 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:22

Im so glad this has happened to someone else....... sometimes they just look so tasty

Comments

Radiation_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 20:44

This isn't a FML, and it's A* commercial, not AN.

DMCD327 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:23

how did this fml get through the moderation process?? stupid.

eleanor_rigby 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:27

You literally drool when you see food? Really...?

09rryan 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:32

You do realize that this is stolen from Jim Gaffigan, right? I am losing all faith in FML. This gets through and some of the things I've clicked "yes" on have never shown up? Gay.

durkadurka 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:46

Was it the "beneful" commercial?

LoveMeTURBO 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:54

this is not a FML so STFU

goodtimesx2 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:55

this is a grammar fail and a fml fail. u suck at life whoever you are

twilighter_644 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:09

the sad part is that there r ppl in the world starving while dogs eat their delicious cuisine. if humans start thinking it looks good, then that's spoiling the animals way 2 much. i'm not saying that they should be given bad food, but they don't think about the poverty in other countries.