Intimacy: Years ago my long time girlfriend had cried in my arms because... - FML

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By RiddleMePancake - 15/01/2016 13:39 - United States - Meridian

Years ago my long time girlfriend had cried in my arms because the guy she was cheating on me with had been transferred from the local military base to Saudi Arabia. I forgave her and moved on until yesterday she cried in my arms because she found out he, "cheated on her while he was there" FML.

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