Whatever floats your boat

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML
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That sounds like a tasty relationship

cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown


did you taste good or drop a1 sauce on your neck

cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown

Did she go out with Hanmibal Lecter? She better Run!!

apparently yall don't get the A1 steak sauce reference. but it's cool. it's not like op said the neck was bitten into just licked which hey some people get a kick out of. to each their own

Is the A1 sauce reference just that A1 is used to make meat tasty?

no she dropped it on her neck while eating steak, and he couldn't let it goto waste and licked it off her neck

The French lick

That sounds like a tasty relationship

making the first move..

First dates are the best

I'm always happy that first dates are a thing; imagine if you had to dive into a relationship before discovering this creepy shit..

he just wanted to mark his territory ;) but yea..that is pretty nasty. FYL op!

Misswildsides 22

since when has licking people become a form of marking territory?

How is licking someone marking territory? I have heard of peeing; because of dogs. but if someone peed on my their face would have to get reconstructed

Since when is it OK to mark your territory on someone, especially on the first date?

He sounds like a keeper... Be careful OP sorry about your strange date.

BBlah 26

That's extraordinarily gross and weird. I don't even know why the person thought that was okay to do, I'm sorry OP

XBurytheCastleX 25

Aaaaaaand that's the end of that...