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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

Nox Conroe, United States

Wait… what?

Today, I got a message online from someone I had been talking to for a month or two telling me that they didn't trust me, because I responded too quickly and was too responsible. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Sounds like an excuse to end the conversation, either by them or for you. That is not the droid you're looking for.

You are probably a gang of Russians at an Internet cafe fleecing lonely men. The prompt, yet varied replies at all hours of the day and night are a tip-off.

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Sounds like an excuse to end the conversation, either by them or for you. That is not the droid you're looking for.

You are probably a gang of Russians at an Internet cafe fleecing lonely men. The prompt, yet varied replies at all hours of the day and night are a tip-off.

How dare you?