armywife980
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Use it wisely
Today, after teaching my 4 year-old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming, "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
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smile1992 0
maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah
Facebiter 2
Are you positive that was your son?
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brbfappinloudly 0
I just imagine your son running around like a chicken with his jead cut off screaming stranger danger at everyone he looks at
seanders 10
Are you a Claymore?
adelisababby 0
hahahha wow I imagine me doing that... but only if ma ma was being weird
braveblade74 0
Leave his ass behind
lulzworthy 3
Maybe you should stop sucking at parenting.
danny678 0
someone got their ass beat as soon as they got home
khaya 9
Were you perhaps wearing a cape and a black fedora.
Armaan 2
lol
SluggerJ 7
you had it coming LOL OP
deviable 9
maybe try teaching him not to go with someone else without permission. then they'll go to you first.