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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Spring Hope, United States

Turbulence

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

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OctoDope 15

Kick him out the window

xSkittle 16

Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)

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Comments (56)

Kashaqueetrah 12

Ugh that's disgusting! Ask if you can move seats. FYL

worldclassrager 41

Is there am open seat around?

Paradoxxxx 16

Change seats. Just do it. Or spend the whole flight in the washroom

JoJo91_fml 8

that must've bugged you huh?

JMichael 26

Hope he doesn't lay his head on your shoulder

SunTzu2 9

You'll need to shave soon

riashah 14

Oops ! Lice attack ! Cover your head with the paper bag. Or better yet, make him do it.

DKjazz 20

Better yet, cover his head with a plastic bag.

saocrates 16

I don't think you want that guy touching you...nor you touching him.

lastdayoflove 3

Does anyone here even know the first thing about lice? It can only be transferred to you with direct head-to-head contact, or if you're sharing something with him that's been on his head for an extended amount of time. >_<

Carmstro 13

Like the seats? I'd be worried about then jumping from his headrest to mine. Not unlikely.

Readoll 13

Or they crawl over the chair to her hair since theyre seated next to eachother... Not just direct head to head contact.

Larry_Bitch 4

i know a lot about lice. I used to have it as a littke tot. ******* best friend my ass.

SMHsohard 22

No need for head to head contact, even though the most common cause is sharing hats and hair brushes; little ******* can jump about a foot.

wannabesinger 16

I got in an argument with the school nurse when I was in fourth grade over this. She was adamant that lice couldn't jump, and I knew that they could. I had lice a few times as a child and my mother would see them jump.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

i had to fly to Poland (10 hours) next to my sister, now thats a problem.