Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Spring Hope, United States
Turbulence
Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML
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OctoDope 15
Kick him out the window
xSkittle 16
Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)
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Readoll 13
Soak your hair in tea tree oil and blow dry, everyday for a week...no sweat.
Neighborhoods 8
That must've been one lousy flight.
yeti37 16
Say to him, "I hate to nitpick but...."
nh97103 9
...can you please throw yourself out that window?"
silvanawernli 5
oh my gosh that sounds horrible!! :( good luck!
enix82 5
Now that's some creepy crawly news,
rainbowbeaver30 2
I would tell the airline about that I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be too happy about him doing that. That is freakin nasty. Who doesn't know they have lice?!
tymarie2012 31
If someone has a dry itchy scalp they wouldn't know.
ACynclaire 13
All you need to do is find a new seat. if the planes full, ask for a shower cap. ain't shit gunna get in that hair ! then go get some lice shampoo after the flight to make sure that guy didn't infect you...
ReallyHottChic 14
Omg! I'm getting itchy just reading your post. With the length of my hair I'd ask to have my seat switched or light his head on fire! LoL
Epikouros 32
No need to light his head on fire. Washing his hair with kerosene would do the trick.
Larry_Bitch 4
Ask to move to another seat dude.
MisterDoge 14
Isn't it amazing to be bug free? Hope you don't catch them too.