Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Spring Hope, United States
Turbulence
Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML
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OctoDope 15
Kick him out the window
xSkittle 16
Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)
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oneofthosegirls_fml 11
Ok yeah fyl
ThatWoman 5
Better than having snakes on the plane right?
saocrates 16
Not sure, with snakes you'll also get Samuel L. Jackson.
harleen253 4
That sucks , I really hope you changed seats
snapdragon1100 7
That's really crappy. I am so sorry.
CrazyMelvin 14
Report him to the airline. He's a health and safety risk,
Xotoolyxo 16
I never want to fly again ):
skittyskatbrat 19
ABSOLUTELY politely and quietly tell the flight attendant. They may move you and they will almost certainly spray down that seat. If you say nothing, you're pretty much wishing lice on the next person to ride the plane in that seat....
Snuffleupaguss 15
How can it possibly be a "you deserve it" was she not supposed to fly wherever she needed to be? Seriously? ......
mpearmain 5
you seriously deserved it.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
My Ultimate fear wow I would of found a new seat I hope that exactly what you did.