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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Spring Hope, United States

Turbulence

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Kick him out the window

Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)

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Hypnotic5206 10

forget that id move.

So, OP, I take it you are upset because he won't share his scalp popcorn with you?

*gags* GROSS!!!!

Is he wearing a mask?

Tisinlovewithme 2

this shit is from 2013 i wonder if op got lice