Gross, Awkward, Airplanes and Health: Turbulence

Turbulence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Hope

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

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OctoDope 15

Thursday 26 December 2013 19:09

Kick him out the window

xSkittle 16

Thursday 26 December 2013 19:11

Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)

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rllamas 4

Monday 30 December 2013 5:23

Move

Hypnotic5206 10

Monday 30 December 2013 7:21

forget that id move.

permaband_usr 14

Monday 6 January 2014 20:24

So, OP, I take it you are upset because he won't share his scalp popcorn with you?

shardynfahey 19

Thursday 25 September 2014 7:16

*gags* GROSS!!!!

spinningrecords 14

Saturday 12 November 2022 20:01

Is he wearing a mask?

Tisinlovewithme 2

Saturday 12 November 2022 20:09

this shit is from 2013 i wonder if op got lice

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