Took my burger to the gate in a paper bag, only to fall through... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 00:21

Took my burger to the gate in a paper bag, only to fall through the wet bag’s bottom at the gate: FML

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campdude90 15

Tuesday 18 February 2020 1:45

Hopefully you were on an airline selling food on the plane? Or hope it was a short flight.

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campdude90 15

Tuesday 18 February 2020 1:45

Hopefully you were on an airline selling food on the plane? Or hope it was a short flight.

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