By tipsyone - 28/11/2017 18:18 - Sweden - Malm?

TOO SOON

Today, at work, my crazy Christmas enthusiast colleague started decorating her office. I had to listen to Christmas songs for hours, but when I complained to others, they said I was just a mood-killer. I’m the only one whose office is close to hers. FML

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OP here: this is not the first time she’s done this! I’ve talked about this two years ago and how I find it incredibly boring to listen to the same songs three months!! Of course the others don’t mind since they’re afraid of conflicts plus I’m the one with the office very close to hers!

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7559118 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 14:27

At least you can go home at the end of the day and have a silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright.

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7559133 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 15:15

Come on. There's only one rational and adult way to remedy the situation. Escalate. Maybe you find that premature Christmas carols gives you a sudden hankering for really loud rap music? Something to consider, no?

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By MidnaLink | 31

#7559111 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 14:10

Complain to her, then. At least ask if she can turn it down to a level that doesn't bug you.

Lalala579121 | 27

#7559392 - Thursday 2 November 2017 3:58

But if you do talk to her, you have to be as passive-aggressive and condescending as possible.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7559118 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 14:27

At least you can go home at the end of the day and have a silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright.

By exileonmainst | 16

#7559125 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 14:56

”What can I do? I’ve tried everything except talking to her and ask if she could lower the volume.”
”...”
”Why are you just staring at me? Help me!”

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7559133 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 15:15

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7559177 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 15:53

That's when you start playing death metal music to drown out the Christmas stuff.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7559195 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 16:56

Anti-Christmas songs work wonders.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7559200 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 17:36

Battle back with your own Christmas music. Play “Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer” on an endless loop, and management will be forced to tightly regulate the playing of Christmas music.

DanielleinDC | 32

#7559278 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 21:22

Or Twisted Christmas by the Bob Rivers group. They have parodies of all sorts of Christmas songs--like "The Twelve Pains of Christmas."

Glowworm56 | 25

#7559331 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 23:53

I like "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al myself.

RichardPencil | 27

#7559408 - Thursday 2 November 2017 6:00

This brainstorming is great! Surely, we can give the OP a playlist that can get Christmas music restricted to a reasonable time frame.

lotusenta | 14

#7578704 - Sunday 24 December 2017 8:01

I recommend Santa is a Fat B**** and Red Christmas if you want to get the really bad stuff in it.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7559259 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 20:37

Just be glad that you don't work in retail.

Glowworm56 | 25

#7559334 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 23:55

I work on the weekends at a grocery store--you can bet what I get to hear when the holidays get closer... One time,"I Won't be Home For Christmas" by Blink 182 somehow got into the mix--it was awesome.

By DanielleinDC | 32

#7559280 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 21:23

Have you complained to your colleague? Maybe asked her to turn her music down? If you have, and she refused, well, fight fire with fire.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7559317 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 23:16

Warm her spirit up.......with a flamethrower.