This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, at night, my husband chose to go out drinking with his buddies. He promised to be home by midnight, so I stayed up so that we could ring in the new year together. I guess he “lost track of time” because he never showed up. Cheers to another year of marriage to an inconsiderate jackass! FML