Today, whether my life improves or worsens, my mind and soul... - FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2024 00:14 - United States - Stone Mountain

Today, whether my life improves or worsens, my mind and soul are dying. I don't know the last time I cried for any reason. I'm a black man in America. Guess I'll keep my head down, work hard, and love my family while patiently waiting for the lord to show me a better life. Tired. FML

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Gubbon 17

Thursday 22 February 2024 20:50

Don't wait for the "lord". He won't do anything. It's in your own hands.

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Gubbon 17

Thursday 22 February 2024 20:50

Don't wait for the "lord". He won't do anything. It's in your own hands.

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