Health: Today, whilst working in a hospital, I was expecting a woman... - FML

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By NoBaby - 09/12/2016 22:10

Today, whilst working in a hospital, I was expecting a woman to arrive via ambulance who was apparently close to having a baby. She arrived but there was no baby coming. She was pregnant and very drunk and just wanted somewhere to sleep. FML

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haitianempress 0

Saturday 10 December 2016 8:04

I don't understand why people do that. You abuse the ability to have kids when there are other families who can't have kids. If you don't want your kid, don't get pregnant. Don't make the baby suffer the consequences of your actions.

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haitianempress 0

Saturday 10 December 2016 8:04

I don't understand why people do that. You abuse the ability to have kids when there are other families who can't have kids. If you don't want your kid, don't get pregnant. Don't make the baby suffer the consequences of your actions.

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