This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today while working in a hospital I split my pants down my butt. A female co-worker said this made her want to give me a hand job. Then five surrounding female co-workers began laughing hysterically. I was the only man present and I think I was just sexually harassed in the workplace...FML