Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I was looking at myself in the mirror and tried to touch my face. Unfortunately I have Tourette's, so my hand just uncontrollably slammed into my cheek, consequently jamming one of my fingernails into it. It started bleeding like crazy. My fingernails aren't exactly long, either… that's how hard it hit. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
I think a lack of reflection would scare me more 0.o
dstamm2 10
I'm surprised it didn't shatter by itself
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Comments (83)
Wowxoxo 17
"Hello, concierge?... I just punched myself."
ThePaul007 14
You have to be ugly and proud.
Hakaan 10
Reminds me of the song "Are You Dead Yet?" by Children of Bodom. Both involve punching mirrors. Just an observation.
xoamy906 25
Children of Bodom are amazing
KinkyCurly 13
lol, Scaredy cat
Obey_StudBoii 23
You need..help my friend.
lulu889x 22
hopefully you will not have to pay the hotel to replace the mirror!
PenguinBitch 44
Don't worry OP, the idiot who scared the shit out of you deserve it.
annie_nk 23
I can see where OP is coming from. His surroundings were unfamiliar and the mirror was unexpected. So his reflection most likely looked like someone was suddenly there. I gotta say I'm impressed. OP has a strong punch and fast reflexes.
joopjoop 19
its quite usual for hotel rooms to have full length mirrors in my experience
RedPillSucks 33
And why would his first response be to punch out someone that startled him?
annie_nk 23
Fight or flight reflex.
Levvy 22
So you're saying it's a good thing to #1: Not be able to recognize yourself in a mirror, AND #2: Instinctively punch ugly people. Right.
emuexport 4
What a knob end
SweetasCandy0609 28
well it sounds like you have to look forward to the next seven years of bad look coming your way.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Apparently, op has had bad looks his whole life.