Miscellaneous: Today, while visiting my grandpa in the hospital (who has a broken...

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 02:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while visiting my grandpa in the hospital (who has a broken ankle), an old lady rolled over my foot with a scooter. Because I naturally have weak bones, both me and my grandpa are in the hospital with broken feet now.

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