Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML
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guard35 0
omg,everybody needs to calm down. im not fat. and im not looking for sympathy. i just thought it was funny that the kid said that. i dont think that "my life is over", i thought it was hilarious and laughed forever and told pretty much anyone who wanted to listen. i probably have higher self esteem that most of you on this site anyways. go find something better to do with your life than waste it on the computer ranting about stupid things. k thanks bye
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caancoha 0
Well, you are bigger than him. Even if you're not overweight, he may have said that. FYL for overreacting.
DameGreyWulf 1
I've tried to submit a few FMLs I thought were funny as well, rather than terrible, but I guess nobody else found it amusing. But seriously? Don't be such a bitch about it. Correcting people is one thing, but god damn.
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Comments (149)
brutal_banger 10
haha offending fat people
juneislamme 0
LOLLLL ouch fyl
xxindigobluexx 0
Get over yourself, OP.
tchaikovsky93 0
Hahahaha
ilovemydoodle123 0
hehehhehehe I'm sorry:)
AnimeGirl0071 1
Aw sweetheart I'm sure if you were fat you wouldn't be at the pool in the first place. And besides it's not like he actually called you fat ^-^
doubleshotofrum 0
This might be a sign u need to. Lose weight:)
angelzkhaly 3
That kid used the perfect bait.
imratedG 5
ah, kids these days xD
unicorngirl123 0
Lol it's ok he's a kid