Kids: Today, while shopping, I overheard a small child comment to her...

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 20:30 - United States - Miami

Today, while shopping, I overheard a small child comment to her mom "look at that old lady". I was the only person around. I'm 47. FML

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amazed_71 14

Friday 10 February 2017 12:02

Relax. Anyone over 20 or 30 is old to children.

alternative-facts 6

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:45

Hey, 47 is the new 25! Don't sweat it.

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amazed_71 14

Friday 10 February 2017 12:02

Relax. Anyone over 20 or 30 is old to children.

alternative-facts 6

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:45

Hey, 47 is the new 25! Don't sweat it.

ZenTHC 0

Thursday 16 February 2017 3:40

face the facts your just about over the hill

killerguy987 3

Monday 20 February 2017 12:48

I think you should be more concerned with what caught his attention.

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