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By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 13:56
Today, while searching through the ruins of my burned down house (aussie fires), I found a completely unharmed porcelain angel. Thinking it was a sign of good luck I put it in my pocket to show my fam. 4 minutes later it fell out, backflipped out of my pocket and promptly decapitated itself. FML