Work: Today, while riding my Harley to work since it's a great day... - FML

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By Wolvie_1 - 29/03/2016 12:19 - United States - Prattville

Today, while riding my Harley to work since it's a great day to ride in. I was behind a truck when he kicked up a rock, having half helmet and riding glasses, the rock hit my nose. Causing blood to blow all over my face and in my hair. Oh I had interview that morning for new position at my job. FML

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