Miscellaneous: Today, while removing the blankets from my bed to wash them I...

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By SanG1122 - 15/01/2016 02:33 - United States - New York

Today, while removing the blankets from my bed to wash them I saw a small (live) mouse on my bed! Since he ran away I'm scared to go to sleep in my bed in case he comes back to sleep with me. FML

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