Today, while pooping, my left airpod fell in the toilet.To recover... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 02:04 - Australia - Croydon

Today, while pooping, my left airpod fell in the toilet.To recover it, I put my hand inside to pick it up but ended up making the water blurry..if you know what I mean, I gave up and went to the store and bought a new pair of airpods as it was my brother's and I was too embarrassed to tell him what had happened. FML.

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