Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML
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maxhhh 18
OP here, just a bit of background to the story: I've had a sore throat for a few days, and I'm actually in the market for a recliner so I thought, "I'm not gonna let a sore throat hold me back from getting out!" As I was sitting down and feeling the chairs, I felt an overwhelming dizziness and nausea, and before I knew it, I puked all over myself and the seat of the recliner. Turns out I have a stomach bug now. FML x2... I am getting it cleaned though, so it should be good as new! I enjoyed the comments; Thanks a lot guys!!! :)
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Stitcher 14
Why go inside? Bushes man... bushes...
13ky13 20
You Sir, are a classy ************.
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Comments (122)
dimespot 5
YDI. No laws were broken, you could have walked, or paid for cleaning.
djPanda 8
Why did you go to a furniture store to sit down
rawr_ily96 24
OP explained a few comments up.
HockeyGirlLover 7
Is it a comfy recliner?
hunts19ketchup 23
I would imagine that the store had a restroom. A toilet might not be as comfy as a recliner, but still a much better choice if you're feeling sick enough that you need to sit down.
You_rock379 2
Who decides to go to a furniture store to sit down when sick?
TvSmith 8
Why didn't you just go to the bathroom? I'm pretty sure there was one around..
AgentPlatypus73 8
You couldn't just... stay at home to relax?
Poro_fml 12
Why would you go to a furniture store if you weren't feeling well?
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