Kids: Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's...

By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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aussie_gemini 5

Friday 3 June 2011 19:03

you were the kid always trying to put the square shapes in the circle holes weren't you?

resshead 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:02

Somebody never had a good education.

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Pigpen181 3

Friday 3 June 2011 21:12

R U smarter than a 5th grader?

CJ324 0

Friday 3 June 2011 21:13

Pigpen181 3

Friday 3 June 2011 21:17

The last time this happened the babysitter was so depressed, she grabbed a bottle of Jack and passed out :0

Barbourino 0

Friday 3 June 2011 21:20

Somebody's a little TOO smart

awmy 2

Friday 3 June 2011 21:27

lmao seriously? 10 pieces.... Yes this is an FML

Thelective_Lisp 5

Friday 3 June 2011 21:32

Are your parents brother and sister?

xxmollyxx 25

Friday 3 June 2011 21:44

well i agree, fyl for being a bit simple

teh1313 2

Friday 3 June 2011 21:51

they had more practice!

bitchslapped22 14

Friday 3 June 2011 21:58

I'm pretty sure there was an FML exactly like this before. Anyway that's a major fail.

hottottie 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:09

wow someones mentally challenged..

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