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By ramen_noodles101 - 15/03/2016 05:30 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, while at work I needed to use the bathroom. As I was about to leave this God awful smell hit me. Turns out a lady shit her panties throwing them in the trash can and leaving a smeared mess all over the bathroom stall.

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