Miscellaneous: Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down... - FML

By Bajar - 18/12/2012 19:53 - Australia

Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML

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Bajar 1

Wednesday 19 December 2012 7:01

Hey all, OP here. To clarify a few things: it was at the airport lounge, the mother and son had a double couch together and I had a single chair next to the son. The water bottle was disposable and on a clearly visible pocket in my backpack. I still have no idea what I did wrong.

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lukemack 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 0:06

Mothers are very over protective you don't know what there thinking.

mbpoland 5

Wednesday 19 December 2012 0:08

Vodka is the same color as water, so maybe she's Russian.

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cartedor 18

Monday 21 July 2014 23:15

she was definitely commenting your eavesdropping skill. you should never, I repeat NEVER listen to other people's conversation.

_AssUp_FaceDown 5

Friday 22 May 2015 16:22

Did anyone else think that maybe someone was sitting next to the son on the other side?

paris_ava 24

Wednesday 6 January 2016 13:25

couldve been someone on their other side??

T1A2Z3 34

Friday 3 August 2018 15:35

Maybe you have dyed hair or an earring?

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