Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML
VampObsessed tells us more.
OP here. My key only works on the front lock so I couldn't use any other doors and our windows don't operate to allow anyone in. I had to call my boyfriend to come over and move it for me so I could get in. Recently the spare bedroom I workout in has been overtaken by gnomes and I've opened my bedroom door to a gnome in the hallway. He even put it in the shower. This is not a good way to help me get past my phobia.
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Meenah_fml 4
Careful. Beyond that door is gno man's land.
actingchick9870 8
Have you tried a window? Or at least a broom to push it aside?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (164)
Pranceicle 6
should of found something to throw at it, or hit it with a stick...end the battle once and for all!
Fremz12 3
Your dad's a clever guy.
abbiex 6
Haha I feel bad for u and u can do it it just walk past an
GemmaAnne 10
Actually you can face your phobia by just walking past and holding one that way you know they are safe! Hope it helps OP!
whatthefhumanity 7
Wow. Your dad is cruel. If he knows how frightened you are of garden gnomes, why the hell would he torment you like that?
FEARxTH3xWOLF 14
its a ******* porcelain midget with a hat get over it you pussy