By VampObsessed - 05/01/2013 05:30 - United States - Dallas

Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML
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VampObsessed 16

OP here. My key only works on the front lock so I couldn't use any other doors and our windows don't operate to allow anyone in. I had to call my boyfriend to come over and move it for me so I could get in. Recently the spare bedroom I workout in has been overtaken by gnomes and I've opened my bedroom door to a gnome in the hallway. He even put it in the shower. This is not a good way to help me get past my phobia.

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Meenah_fml 4

Careful. Beyond that door is gno man's land.

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actingchick9870 8

Have you tried a window? Or at least a broom to push it aside?

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Pranceicle 6

should of found something to throw at it, or hit it with a stick...end the battle once and for all!

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abbiex 6

Haha I feel bad for u and u can do it it just walk past an

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GemmaAnne 10

Actually you can face your phobia by just walking past and holding one that way you know they are safe! Hope it helps OP!

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whatthefhumanity 7

Wow. Your dad is cruel. If he knows how frightened you are of garden gnomes, why the hell would he torment you like that?

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FEARxTH3xWOLF 14

its a ******* porcelain midget with a hat get over it you pussy

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