Today, (well actually last month), I went on a first date with... - FML

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By thefmlman2011 - 16/11/2020 11:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, (well actually last month), I went on a first date with a girl who said she was keen to go in on another date, but it hasn’t happened yet, FML

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