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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 19:59 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, we were given an essay topic in English. The assignment involves us picking a politician by drawing lots. I ended up drawing Trump. I now have to write an essay on why Trump's policies are better than the opposing party's while backing up anything he says. FML.
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9473820484 17

Now you will understand Trump's policies more than the average person allowing you to make an even better argument on why he should not be president.

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sohigh10 34

Look on the bright side.. pretty much everyone is going to have a tough time defending their politicians considering the current race

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sohigh10 34

Look on the bright side.. pretty much everyone is going to have a tough time defending their politicians considering the current race

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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Just do it and stop bitchin... I think hes better than Hillary but id rather have neither of them as our president.

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9473820484 17

Now you will understand Trump's policies more than the average person allowing you to make an even better argument on why he should not be president.

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JBChristian 47

Or why he should. Who are we to judge, OP knows better.

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maggay 9

At lest trump has policies you can talk about unlike Hilary

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ajk168 22

This is exactly why they disable the comments on political posts.

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r83839 22

Hey, that's easy! All you have to do is scream "make America great again" and talk about how you'll have the "best and brightest" advisors to give you XYZ answers when the time comes. You don't have to have any personal beliefs or policies to defend. Just a giant ego.

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One_In_Three 24

At least it won't be boring!

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hoponpip 20

boring no. incredibly offensive and ignorant yes.

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One_In_Three 24

Yes, but I was only trying to be positive :)

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jstone89 13

That would be the easiest thing ever. His ideas are SO much better!! You could write a million things.

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MidnaLink 33

A true FML if I ever saw one... I think this is an assignment that would be worth failing with that topic. I couldn't possibly defend anything of Trumps' after the Mexico wall comment.

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