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By Burningsensation - 19/03/2018 20:25 - United States - Guyton
Today, while at dinner, my buddies and I went to our favorite bar and wings order blazing hot wings. After washing them down with a pint or two I made the fatal mistake of grabbing my manhood to take a leak. FML