Today, I got fired from my job of four years... for doing my... - FML

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By Aiding&Abetting? - 12/01/2018 04:47

Today, I got fired from my job of four years... for doing my job. I told somebody where chopsticks were (I work at a convenience store) and they ended up stealing it. So I got fired because this person stole chopstick and it was apparently my fault. FML

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Akitakat 31

Saturday 13 January 2018 15:59

You didn’t realize or other job title was... psychic guru? Sucks to be you. :/

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Akitakat 31

Saturday 13 January 2018 15:59

You didn’t realize or other job title was... psychic guru? Sucks to be you. :/

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