Today, I came home to my apartment without any of my fiance's... - FML

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By punchinthegriefbone - 28/06/2018 02:09

Today, I came home to my apartment without any of my fiance's belongings. She moved all her things out behind my back and her parents took my new car and gave me her old one. She then broke up with me on Facebook and I later found out she had been cheating on me at work. I had just bought her roses. FML

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hunterchik 25

Saturday 30 June 2018 1:37

Unless your fiance or her parents paid for your new car, legally they can't take it.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 29 June 2018 19:28

Don't be sad, mon frère. Cheaters aren't worth your time and money. Call up some friends, get wasted, and pay her no mind.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 29 June 2018 19:28

Don't be sad, mon frère. Cheaters aren't worth your time and money. Call up some friends, get wasted, and pay her no mind.

hunterchik 25

Saturday 30 June 2018 1:37

Unless your fiance or her parents paid for your new car, legally they can't take it.

chris_lillo 15

Saturday 30 June 2018 3:19

I don't believe they can legally take your car and simply abandon theirs at your house. I would certainly take this to court. In the meantime you should Park her car in a ticketed area and let her enjoy the fines 😁

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