Miscellaneous: Today, the small amount of respect I had for my sister disappeared.... - FML

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By Rostin - 17/02/2016 21:39 - United States - Burlington

Today, the small amount of respect I had for my sister disappeared. I saw she had Miley Cyrus as the background on her phone. I made a snarky comment, she flipped out ranting about how Miley can do whatever she wants since she's famous and ended up calling me a whore. I'm related to an idiot. FML

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