Love: Today, the girl i am in love with drunk texted me that she loves... - FML

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By toomuchwork - 09/12/2018 15:30

Today, the girl i am in love with drunk texted me that she loves me. That's the second time this has happened. She cannot even say she has feelings for me when she is sober. FML

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samomaha 17

Sunday 9 December 2018 16:28

Alcohol is no truth serum. Most often, it tends to make the alcoholic say their twisted version of what they think you want to hear. OP, she doesn't love you, make new plans and move on.

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Sunday 9 December 2018 18:44

If she’s that afraid of her own feelings you can’t be sure of the relationship. She needs to tell you when she is sober.

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wheelmaker 6

Wednesday 12 December 2018 18:16

Have you ever tried drinking together and seeing what happens next?

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