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By "ign0re_._l0af" - 26/02/2020 04:38

Today someone broke into my locker and blamed something on me, I got called to the principal's office and I was in trouble for "having drugs on school property" I didn't own any drugs- someone put drugs in my locker, and now I have to deal with police. FML

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BLACKHEART46101 10

Friday 20 March 2020 20:31

My school tried to expel me for that but the principal of the continuation school pulled me aside and said they can't if I switch right on the spot. They found out who it was later and were forced to apologise to my family for not listening to us.

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BLACKHEART46101 10

Friday 20 March 2020 20:31

My school tried to expel me for that but the principal of the continuation school pulled me aside and said they can't if I switch right on the spot. They found out who it was later and were forced to apologise to my family for not listening to us.

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