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By nothanks - 07/05/2016 08:58 - United States - Atchison
Today, since my parents are on their anniversary trip, I went to a friend's house along with several other people. We decided to play Cards Against Humanity. One of the cards says "the primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now". I can't get the mental picture out of my head. FML