Intimacy: Today, right after my World Geography teacher had told me that...

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By apparently r-rated - 03/05/2016 14:58 - United States - Ashburn

Today, right after my World Geography teacher had told me that I am too "r-rated" in the classroom, a girl who sits next to me's finger started to bleed. How did I tell her to clean it up? "Suck it off." FML

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