Miscellaneous: Today, on the bus, someone put their foot accross the aisle so...

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By oceanbrickfire - 23/01/2016 16:32 - United States - Wenonah

Today, on the bus, someone put their foot accross the aisle so I can't walk, so I stepped over their foot, and they tripped me. I now have a broken toe, a knee bleeding, and my back hurts. FML

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