By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 12:00
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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welcome to marriage!
Had you been swimming in cold water, and there was, y'know, "significant shrinkage?"
So you're upset that your wife has manners and respects your personal space? How is this a sex thing? Talk to her about the completely unrelated sex issue.
time to get some flowers and chocolates and have a talk with the wife. I'm sure if you talk to her you guys can get back on track.
Hahaha! You need some sex flair in your lives
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Talk to her about it, see if you can sort out the problem if there is. Communication is usually key.
Had you been swimming in cold water, and there was, y'know, "significant shrinkage?"