Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, my 11 month-old son stopped saying mom and started saying dad. He already looks exactly like him. I can't help but feel jealous. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, a 4 year-old saw me and started crying and screaming like heck. I mean, I knew that I didn't look good, but this is too much. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
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Top comments
bbambastic 16
Perhaps teaching your child some manners?
ihpp 22
your son is 7. I wouldn't take it to heart. one day he'll be glad to look just like you.
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Comments (80)
worldclassrager 41
I really want to leave a cynical comment...but I'll refrain from doing so... He's still at a young age probably didn't realize what he said until afterwords...
JMichael 26
Owned by your child. It's ok OP, us ugly people have to stick together.
Thunderlaxus 10
auch. just auch.
buckdharma 38
Take him to the zoo to look at the baboons and he should be okay, unless they try to claim him as one of their own. If that's the case he may have a point.
aut5413 10
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
joeys35 4
If I a kid calls you ugly, you're ugly.
Robert1989 9
wow even your kid thinks your ugly that means somthing.
xReDMemory 28
A kid is not obligated to like his parent's looks because he is their child. In that aspect,the kid is just like any other person.
m4green 3
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
joker7k 6
I'm not sure if I should feel bad for you or your son???
kandys8o 4
Seven year olds also think teenagers are adults and people out of high school are OLD. OP is probably decent looking.