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By It burns - 26/02/2016 20:03 - United States - Brooklyn
Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something new in the bedroom. She warned me it might hurt a little. I said sure because I like new things. She tied me to the bed and proceeded to give me a hand job using icy hot as lube. Needless to say it hurt more than a little. FML