Today, my wife just flew out to California to help our son. He... - FML

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By Everything Counts - 18/08/2023 07:36 - United States

Today, my wife just flew out to California to help our son. He has a super sensitive sense of smell and now my wife has to change where she is staying due to her AirBnB causing a sinus headache. She actually asked if I would be OK with her staying somewhere that remains open 24 hours. Screw my son's sinuses, stay safe. FML

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Alan 56

Friday 18 August 2023 7:37

If anyone can figure out what this one means, or if the OP could explain, I'll correct it and pass it over to be an actual FML!

HouseOfM 8

Tuesday 19 September 2023 19:59

I'm guessing Op kid has allergies or something and is making staying at an AirBnB difficult. The other option I'm guessing is a motel that sees activity 24/7 and none of it good.

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Alan 56

Friday 18 August 2023 7:37

If anyone can figure out what this one means, or if the OP could explain, I'll correct it and pass it over to be an actual FML!

HouseOfM 8

Tuesday 19 September 2023 19:59

I'm guessing Op kid has allergies or something and is making staying at an AirBnB difficult. The other option I'm guessing is a motel that sees activity 24/7 and none of it good.

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