Kids: Today, my very young cousin was hitting my mother. My mother... - FML

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By Whatthehellmother - 16/01/2016 22:13 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my very young cousin was hitting my mother. My mother then bent over and told him to hit her ass instead. FML

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